Dear Michael and Caroline,
· Does my fat make me look fat?
· I’m unlucky in romance. Even my self-love goes unrequited.
· I made a mistake. It’s what the Japanese call a faux pas.
· I hit the gym regularly, but lately it’s gotten ticked off and hit me back.
· He promised to wait for her indefinitely, perhaps even longer.
· Husband to wife on vacation: “I’m surprised we all got through today without killing each other.” Wife to husband: “Well, there’s always tomorrow.”
· For some years now I’ve suffered from rather a serious anatomical abnormality. It’s called having my head up my ass.
· If you’re ever hoist on your own petard, please, whatever you do, go immediately to the nearest emergency room.