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It’s OK: I cleared it with the FCC first.
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Can any other blog you know make such claims?
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True, it was free before. But now it’s even freer.
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Here’s the catch, though. It’s a one-time offer only.
Or at least it will be until the second time it’s offered.
So act now, before it’s too late to save your life. Happiness absolutely guaranteed or your money back, no questions asked.
P.S. – Part 2 will appear tomorrow.